Mommy: "The toilet finally works downstairs. You guys can use it again."

Juss: "Did the plumber come?"

Mommy: "No I fixed it myself."

Juss, amazed, eyes wide: "Wow! You turned from a mommy into a plumber and back into a mommy!"

He was so impressed I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s leaking, and I might have to call the plumber after all.