Hinjews and Cashews

 A friend sent the following joke:  "HinJew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism hasnot worked out as planned. Instead of forming a super-religion tofight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a raceof 900 million people who, no matter how many times they arereincarnated, can never please their mothers." This…

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Betting On The Doctor

This amused me so much, I had to post it…after a weekend of watching Guys and Dolls with the boys and talking about horse races and the evils of gambling, I came across this: Who will replace David Tennant as Doctor Who?   Click here and get a FREE £20 BET    3/1        Paterson Joseph5/1        David Morrissey6/1        James Nesbitt8/1        John Simm10/1      Russell…

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Six Degrees of Weirdness

Every now and then one stumbles upon something that is just bizarre — like discovering that the girl who played Door in Neverwhere also was the blacksmith girl in A Knight’s Tale.  Can’t put into words why that is so weird…you’ll just have to take my word for it. I love IMDB,though, for that very…

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Corruption Campaign V.13

Trying again on Chapter One… (This would come before the the scene with Victoria in the woods.) Chapter One: The Dreamers Whose Dreams Come True             “The evil magician won’t help us. We have to save the world by ourselves,” Bernard announced. He breathed in the stew-laden air and rubbed his hands together. “But first…let’s…

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And two more!

Here’s one: This edgy postmodern Secret History straddles urban fantasy and slipstream while effortlessly ringing the changes on classic SF tropes.  Lamplighter is a writer to watch. –James Mallory This second one, from Wen Spencer, author of Tinker and A Brother’s Keeper came a while ago, but I didn’t post it: Lamplighter weaves a rich…

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And yet another. Woo hoo!

"An elegantly-written blend of Shakespearean delights, urban fantasy, and original mythology, with a dash of romance, too! L. Jagi Lamplight weaves a colorful tapestry of magic and adventure featuring an intelligent, resourceful heroine."–Laura Resnick, author of The White Dragon and The Destroyer Goddess

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And one from John

John wrote: My wife wrote this book. You should buy it so I can put shoes on my children.   Okay, no. He actually wrote: If you want to read about a missing master-wizard, a virgin sorceress of unagingbeauty, an ethereal spirit who yearns for freedom, a gumshoe in a trench coatwhose trusty lead pipe is…

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Even More Blurbs! — Double Coolation!!

And another: Readers of both traditional and urban fantasy–as well as fans of Shakespeare and film noir–will find much to savor in Lamplighter’s charming debut.  She’s created a world so nuanced and believable, I half-expect to see barghest hounds on my next trip to the mall.  An ensemble cast of delightful and distinctive characters take…

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New Blurbs — Coolation!

New quotes for Prospero Lost in today! Misty Massey  — author of Mad Kestrel:"Prospero Lost is a delicious treat of a novel!  A beautifully original handling of a classic tale, Miranda’s enthralling quest to find and save her father, the renowned wizard Prospero, is fraught with danger and surprises, taking her to the ends of…

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