Mom: "Are those the warriers John Carter sent you for Christmas?"

Juss: "Yes,but none of them look like Martian warriers.:

Mom: "Maybe they are Martian Warhammer warriers."

Juss: "That makes no sense.  Maybe they were sent by a person who was just pretending to be John Carter." He pauses. "But how would he have known that Orville and I liked John Carter?"

I love the fact that it is harder to believe that a stranger would know that Orville and Juss liked John Carter than that John Carter himself could have heard of them.

And to think of all the trouble I went to not to fool them about Santa Claus

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Juss: "That is a waste of orcs!"