Overheard at the Wright Household:
Definitions by Juss:
Immortals — death-impaired
Juss — pancake-impaired
Immortals — death-impaired
Juss — pancake-impaired
Juss, singing, "And an unemployed jester is nobody's cat!"
Juss, doing his cat impersonation voice: "But an employed jester is nobody's cat either."
Juss: "Oh, good point."
Juss: "How did I get here?"
Me: "You were born."
Juss: "But Dad said that he made me in a vat in the basement."
Juss: "Mom, I think I've been replaced by an alien."