Overheard at the Wright Household

Overheard at the Wright Household:

Definitions by Juss:

Immortals — death-impaired

Juss — pancake-impaired 
Juss, singing, "And an unemployed jester is nobody's cat!"
Juss, doing his cat impersonation voice: "But an employed jester is nobody's cat either."
Juss: "Oh, good point."

Juss: "How did I get here?"

Me: "You were born."
Juss: "But Dad said that he made me in a vat in the basement."

Juss: "Mom, I think I've been replaced by an alien."