Get Your Death Out of My Flowers!

Time was when the Romance section of the bookstore was a safe and cozy retreat from all things unfrivolous. Sure, there might be an occasional gothic or mystery romance with a terrifying moment, but one could basically rely on the fact that any book you took off the shelves would be sugar and like, like…

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*Romance of the Caribbean or All About Reforming The Monster

This post is intended to illustrate the * in the above post.  Most ladies I know are either Captain Jack Swallow girls, or Will Turner girls, or maybe even Nord..Norr — er..the other guy from the three-way swordfighting scene– girls. Not me. Were an alternate version of me thrust into the world of the pirate movie, held…

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To Blog Or Not To Blot

Many years ago, our friend whom we affectionately referred to as Dave Jetski called me to tell me about a new video game he thought I might like called Population II. Poor Dave, I railed on for twenty minutes about why I did not care for video games and only liked roleplaying games. I went…

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WE RULE THE WORLD; WE JUST LEAVE THEM THE DRY PARTS

A Defense of Intelligent Femininity  I must disagree with my illustrious Lord and Master’s opinion on marriage and equality. I believe that equality is extraordinarily important in marriage. However, before one jumps into such a discussion, it is important to define one’s terms. By equality, I mean the kind of respect that equals give to…

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