Last night, we were reading Dr. Seuss’s If I Ran The Circus. We had just reached the part where the knights ‘noble apes without fear’ and the following conversation ensued:

Juss: "The things in this book are impossible. Whoever heard of boxing glove spears."

Mommy: "Er…actually, that’s the only thing in this book tha is possible."

Juss: "Oh."

This morning, he’s still running around laughing about this and crying out: "Sir Hector, Sir Vector, Sir Bobbin, Sir Beers!"