Juss: "And that is the character I made up." Orville" "Sad backstory?" Juss: "Haven't made it up yet."   And now they are trying to combine Batman and Wolverine. Bat-erine?

My son Juss has engaged in MORTAL COMBAT (cue appropriate music) with the…blind cat. He may need a new opponent.

My son Juss is writing a parody of Al Yankavitch's With My Own Eyes. It is still a work in progress and may end up as two separate songs. With My Own Dice! I saw a toad drive a cart! I saw a half-dwarf-half pig! I talked to a rat heart-to-heart, I saw a dragon…

Overheard at the Wright Household: Definitions by Juss: Immortals — death-impaired Juss — pancake-impaired    Juss, singing, "And an unemployed jester is nobody's cat!" Juss, doing his cat impersonation voice: "But an employed jester is nobody's cat either." Juss: "Oh, good point." Juss: "How did I get here?" Me: "You were born." Juss: "But Dad…

When I get around to writing up my Against the Dying of the Light series (a woman's book/fantasy), I hope I remember tonight. It started: "Mom. Someone threw up in the bathroom. On the guns." Now, maybe you don't keep a major collection of massive nerf rifles in your bathroom…but if you do, you know…this…

Juss: "It's ironic that at the school where Steve Johnson teaches they have play with air-soft guns, have a war club, and one teacher has a bullwhip! While at my school, I got suspended for having a plastic spoon."

"Thinking outside the box is not a problem in this family. FINDING the box is the problem."

"Time travelers' parents never say: Be back by six. They just say: When you're done, get home at six." "Time travelers' parents never say: Where have you been! … They say: When have you been?" "Time travelers' parents never say: Get back this instant! They say: Get back to this instant!"